NMMZKI Zombie hunter fill-out form
Please feel free to write in extra details wherever nessasary
YOUR NAME:_________________________________________________
DATE OF BIRTH:_/_/_ Age Must be 10 or older
Address :
City:
State:
Phone:
E-mail:
Previous
affiliations (any zombie hunting groups/squads/sects/cults/guilds/organizations you were or still are a
member of):
QUALIFICATIONS:
EDUCATION:
PREVIOUS EMPLOYMENT:
PREFERRED BASIC WEAPON (check however many you are familiar with.):
- Torch
- Chainsaw
- Shotgun
-
Machete
- Baseball bat
- Sledge Hammer
- Knife
- Hatchet
- Weedwacker
- Bicycle chain
- Dynamite
-
Golf club
- Katana Sword
- Molotov cocktails
- Firearm (specify)
- Other (explain)
VEHICLE (if any):
Optional: Is your vehicle equipped with any anti-zombie devices
(cow-catcher, flame-jets,
razor sharp spikes)?
SPECIAL SKILLS (check however many)
- Martial arts of any kind
- Excellent sense of
smell
- Wilderness survival skills
- Knowledge of radiation
- Commando skills
- Knowledge of voodoo
- Knowledge
of explosives
- Knowledge of decomposition
- Good fighter
- Strong stomach
- Mastery of swords
- Carpentry
skills (boarding up windows, doors, etc.)
- Shooting skills
- Excellent truck driver
- Medical skills
- Just plain
toughness
- Other (explain)
SPECIAL ITEMS (Tools, equipment, and weapons you already own that would
prove useful should you become a zombie
hunter. Check however many)
- Radiation proof suit
- Flame proof suit and flame proof gloves
- Lighter and can of
gasoline
- Fireplace poker
- Flame Thrower
- Grenade Launcher
- Rope
- Small electric drill/screwdriver
-
Misc. tools (specify)
- Chainsaw customized so you can wear on your hand like a glove
- Pitchfork
- Flame Tool (often
used for burning lawns)
- Protective Goggles
- Trashcan lid (shield)
- Hardhat
- Other (explain)
send it to sharks3401@yahoo.com or RT.1 Box 705 Mount Hope,WV
We thank you for filling out this form, and hope that you will soon be
a
member of our zombie-hunting squadron.But Before You can get this you have to take a test.